Great Motorcycle Lies

• "I'll be back in a few minutes"
• "We'll save money over time"
• That's about it on the chrome parts, honey.
• "She just needed a lift"
• I'll just run and get a gallon of milk
• Really officer I only had one
• Honey I just put the rear pegs down to stretch my legs
• "If I get this bike, it already has pretty much everything we'll ever need....."
• The 204's really need some headwork since we are both heavy people. I'll just take that for my birthday present.
• but were only stopping by the dealer for coffee, honest!
• That's a great bike for that price...in a few years we could sell it for what we paid for it, honest!
• "Hop on, I'll take it easy"
• "I actually ride better after having a few"
• "I'm gonna leave it stock."
• That's all I'm doing for 1 year. You won't catch me spending another dime on it until then. (and she didn't)
• I don't need a second bike, makes no sense.......
• I'm keeping this one...
• No, it's true, old Ducati's and Triumphs are reliable.
• I'll drink less, enough to make the payments
• Naw, I like the color, I won't ever paint it!!!!!!
• I like the stock pipes
• "That's a good looking Honda."
• "Think of the money I'll save on gas"
• "These new pipes will make it safer because other drivers can hear me"
• " The new cams will make it safer to pass"
• I looked for parts. I didn't even notice the wet t-shirt contest.
• Dude, nice bike!
• I'll only be gone an hour
• No, I didn't buy anything at the dealer
• They all do that.
• "I don't even see that scratch" "That'll buff out"
• "A little closer, so you won't fall off"
• Honey If we buy a new bike YOU can choose the colour.
• Hun, I'm only gone to look around and get oil and a filter, trust me.
• TRUST ME
• "Officer why did you pull me over?"
• "But Judge I SWEAR she told me she was 18!"
• "Yes I just noticed that plate / insp sticker / insurance was expired before I left this morning"
• "When did they lower this speed limit?"
• I'm from the MOCO and I'm here to help you!
• Of course I have a permit for it!
• Of course I'll love you in the morning.
• "I think it's stock"
• "it was this way when I bought it"
• "I missed 2 shifts, thought for sure you would catch me"
• "wow that thing is fast"
• It ran when I parked it.
• Just needs a little TLC
• "Sorry officer, I guess that new front tire threw off my speedometer"
• "Officer, my throttle was stuck and I got scared so I let go of the clutch"
• "It will run much cooler with the new cams and exhaust"
• "Inspections expired officer?  How can that be, I had the shop inspect it when they put the new tire on... they must have forgot to put the sticker on"
• "We'll get there waaaay before dark."
• I don't know how that extra helmet got in the saddlebags, the foot pegs must have vibrated down, you know how these old shovels vibrate, that's why you like it.
• "I'm just gonna take it for a test ride."
• "I didn't spend too much money on the motor.  I got everything (lie) really cheap from the swap meet on HTT!"
• She's a one kicker!  (Ya just never know which one)
• "How fast can it be - it's just a girl's bike?"
• I wasn't there. Must have been a bike that just looked like mine...
• "RARE"100th year anniversary model
• "Gettin a title will not be a problem"
• No hun, I didn't change the pipes, those are the ones I always had.
• We're not goin far.
• Nah ,it`s not going to rain.
• It`s a good deal i got it on e-bay.
• My bud took it off his EG  he didn`t want it any more.
• I can`t mow the lawn until it dries up for a day.
• Wife on first ride in the spring..."did you do something to this bike over the winter? it seems faster!" Answer: No sweetheart, you must have lost some weight
• "Aren't you hot wearing that?"  No, I'm fine.
• "Aren't you freezing?"  No, I'm fine.
• "At my age this is the last motorcycle I'll ever have to buy".
• I can't ride 55 !!!
• Loud pipes make the bike go faster
• This flame job makes me look younger.
• LEDs are cool!
• "Don't worry, I'll go slow . . ."
• "Now to make sure you don't throw off the handling, since this is your first ride on this bike, you have to make sure your all pressed up against my back, holding on around my waist and whichever way we lean, look over that shoulder . . ."
• "Officer, I just fixed this thing and just wanted to, you know, make sure it was running right, thats why I was going a little fast. . ."
• What, that chrome part there, nah, it didn't cost much at all.
• My motorcycle is paid for.
• I won this trophy.
• I really was, just trying to get that goat out of the fence.
• "It's just like riding a horse. Put your arms around my waist and hang on to the saddlehorn."
• I'll sell the old take-off parts in the garage and pay for this new chrome piece.
• Thats the first time I have heard that.
• Real soon babe....It's only this far on the map...
• Anything that follows " Now I'm here to tell ya, This ain't no Bull Sh**"
• I need this new (chrome thing, fill in the blank) for increased safety!
• "look at how much thicker this seat is than the stock one,its bound to be more comfortable"
• After locking the rear brake and crashing-"I had to lay it down"
• I've been riding Harleys all my life!
• The burn by your ankle from the pipe won't leave a scar, "trust me".
• "Owning a Harley will help our marriage because we can go riding together"
• Sure we have it in stock, and it will ship today!
• No its not for show!! Every accessory and add on serves a purpose!
• I know how to get back to the hotel ,follow me.
• I know a guy that works on bikes, he's the best !!!
• The parts are still on back order.
• I promise I wont do it again .
• I just like the chicken wings at Hooters,, Really.
• I think I am finally done with the bike.
• But Honey, if I go ahead and buy the screaming eagle bike, I'll never have to spend another dime on it cause it has everything.
• Buying this used bike will save us about 10K and it already has a lot of bling.  I can't think of anything I'll have to add.  The tires still have about half of the tread, too.
• I don't know why it sounds different.
• I was just askin' her where her old man was.
• She has new ta-tas? I didn't notice.
• We'll be right back.
• We'll just go have a look at one to see the new colors.
• We could always get a Honda, I suppose. More horsepower and all.
• I'll stop everytime you want to.
• Just four more miles (substitute 10, 25, 100)
• I'm pretty sure it's down this road.
• I'll just have one, then we'll go.
• Wife-"I thought you said that would be it after you installed the 95" and the new wheels?" Me- "No Babe, I said that would be it for the BIG parts....
• o, I have no desire for a brand new Harley, I've finally got my (insert year model here) just the way I want it.
• no honey it's the same fatboy I just added a fairing bags and tour pack. 
• Synthetic oil is tooooo slippery for roller bearings
• Synthetic oil will void your warranty
• The oil passages in the TC are tooooo small and synthetic oil will clog the passages
  (at Sturgis/Rapid City Civic Center by an HD Tech just before SYN3 came out)
• You can't bore cylinders, they'll overheat and cease up
• You can't bore cylinders because of porosity problems